Loofah

Saw this on the pavement today. Not something I've ever seen lying around before, especially in a rural Cambridgeshire village. It was over a metre long, and obviously unused.

When I showed this picture to the chaps in the office they provided me with a perfect feed by asking me if I had left it there.

I replied that I'm not in the habit of picking up scrubbers in the street. Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.