Morbid Mouse

"It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am..."

( 7:41 PM ) Robyn
ok, those who know me will know that i tend to overexaggerate injuries. 'omfg I'm dying' is a phrase i overuse.

But seriously,

this time i really am #

( 9:20 PM ) Robyn
i was bored the other day, so i made a list of all the joints in my body that crack like all the time.......I said i was bored...

1) my neck
2) my back
3) my elbows
4) my wrists
5) my fingers
6) my hips
7) my knees
8) my ankles
9) my big toes

I am actually falling apart... #

( 10:28 PM ) Robyn
la la la,
i'm actually really bored

i'm pretty sure there's something i should be doing right now...like coursework...oh well, i'm sure i'll remember eventually

la la la...... #

( 2:47 PM ) Robyn
I hate school...no really
One of the teachers decided it would be a good idea to lock the doors to the computer room so no one can print things in colour. Wasn't that a bright idea?!?!
So, now i have absolutly nothing to do, which is why i am posting here, because i can't print any of my art stuff, which i spose is ok seeing as i am going to fail art anyway

joy #

( 6:32 PM ) Robyn
OMFG GREEN DAY RULE!
they are officially the best people to see live like.....ever.
*jumps*
it was utterly amazing :D #

( 10:12 PM ) Robyn
Alcohol is trully evil

So, for fifteen years i drink little to no alcohol really.
Then in one night i decide that it might be a fun idea to drink more than i ever have put together and changed into many different coloured drinks.

At two in the morning when i had my head in the toilet i saw the error of my choice.

My parents keep laughing at me #

( 8:20 PM ) Robyn
My teachers seem to suddenly decided that they are going to give me work, so much homework today it's not even funny. *has been writing like WOAH*
Although, we are doing Othello in English so <3, *has already read the play* *is a geek*

Steh, I hold you indirectly responsible for this.

I have rehursals tommorrow and thursday and yearbook comittee on wednesday. I have no idea why i decided to do all this stuff, i am actually just a big eejit. #

( 8:30 PM ) Robyn
*cries* why can they nae get this right?! I am boiling!!! hot cold hot cold hot cold, is there no middle ground?? #

( 4:04 PM ) Robyn
I hope ye all had a wunnerful Christmas.
Interesting sidenote, 'X' is an acceptable substitute for the word Christ, therefore, 'Xmas' is quite acurate.
It still pisses me off royally though.

I have got my ball dress! omgsqueeee! It is very pretty, and we love it yus.
The only issue is that i can';t eat anything between now and the ball, ~~you can go seven months without food right?~~ I'll just cut down otherwise I willnae fit back into it.

I hate this part. It's the lull between Christmas and new year. it's nearly all over, and next year is looming. I don't really want 2005 to happen. It's too scary for my liking, i have to do all my exams, and leave Cottenham. *shudders* I have to do loads of old stuff. #

( 8:18 PM ) Robyn
Online on Christmas Eve.....I am such a geek...
Oh well, what can you do?

Merry Christmas! #

( 10:27 PM ) Robyn
...so...

I'm actually the laziest person on the planet.
no...really

Sunday - got up at one (i kid you not) and stayed in pj's until four
Monday - felt energetic; got up at eleven. Watched TV and played on the computer all day.

*sigh* i feel i should be doing something seeing as it's the holidays. I'm going into town on wednesday with steh and Lenny which should be funfunfun. but tommorow i have nothing more stimulating to do than my silas marner essay.....i actually feel sorry for people who read this drivvel.

nothing exciting happens to me #

( 8:42 PM ) Robyn
Tis the season...

Christmas concert on Thursday. I am singing a solo in 'Mary, did you know'. tis teh pretty but omg, imma screw up. The rest of the chorus don't really know the words, so Miss Manser is doing hand actions to help....*cannae wait to see her do 'heavens lamb'*.

We are also doing 'All i want for Christmas' ~~Cheesy McCheese Cheese~~ which should be fun, and Bohemiam Rhapsody in which we get to do the most ridiculous high note. omg so much fun!

I also got to see steh today.

She is so much fun.....<3 #

( 5:48 PM ) Robyn
Our heating is broken
I hope you realize what i'm going through in order to post this.
There are areas of Iceland warmer than my room.
I am wearing underwear, t-shirt, two jumpers, three pairs of socks, trousers,coat, dressing gown and a blanket.
I'm still cold #

( 7:15 PM ) Robyn
Ich werde gebohrt. Heute ich werde Deutsches sprechen. Ich werde meinen deutschen Test verlassen, weil mein Lehrer nicht sehr gut ist. Deshalb bin ich gezwungen worden, einen on-line-Übersetzer zu benutzen.

J'ai renoncé au français, parce que je ne pourrais pas le parler.

desidero che potrei parlare Italien, è così lingua graziosa.

So much fun is to be had with Online language translators!!

Vaarwel! #

( 7:43 PM ) Robyn
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS DECENT AND HOLY, AMERICA! DON'T VOTE FOR BUSH!!! #

( 8:43 PM ) Robyn
*is miserable git* I really quite strongly dislike Halloween. The tiny kids are very cute, but anyone who arrives after 8 is not good.
I think it's really odd too. I mean, you go to a total strangers house, knock on their door, and ask for food.
why?!
I don't understand

Anywho, i auditioned for Cambridgeshire County Youth Dance today. I got in, so joyeousness there :D

hmmmm, i think i will go and gorge myself on ice cream to signify the end of the holiday..... #

( 8:55 PM ) Robyn
*snarfles*
why is maths so hard!?!??
*cries and cries*
some people, if they were to have time machines, would meet their idols who have died, figure out old mysteries, etc....me? I WOULD KILL THAT STUPID PYTHAGORUS DUDE! #

( 1:21 PM ) Robyn
huzzah Mr Mason, being the wunnerful teacher that he is, has let me keep the anarchy T-Shirt!! #

( 1:01 PM ) Robyn
All Over!
Turns out that it wasn't as scary as i might have thought.
*sniff*
I'm actually going to miss doing it!
Mr Mason is definately not getting his Anarchy T-Shirt back. Either i steal it,....or i'll have to make my own.
I mean, come on, how many T-Shirts do you think there are with 'Chumbawamba' written across the back!??! #

( 7:37 PM ) Robyn
P.S.
You all have to come see it. #

( 7:35 PM ) Robyn
Hokay,
On the 5th, 6th and 7th of October i am playing Ariel in this very scary production of 'The Tempest' (very abridged) at Cottenham. 'Why?' you ask?

Turns out.....i can't remember.

*cowers* #

( 9:13 PM ) Robyn
so......the people I'm going to for my work experience have decided that they might not actually be able to give me a place.

My work experience is next week.

*spontaneously combusts* #

( 5:12 PM ) Robyn
There was a little hedgehog in the garden this morning,
it wasn't very well and it couldn't curl up or walk properly.
I stroked it a bit, but then had to leave.
It died this afternoon.
Woe #

( 7:22 PM ) Robyn
liek.....dude....everything is becoming exeedingly scarEH and serious at school....
i have to think of a theme and style for my final piece in art....the final piece.
Am i the only one who finds this scary???
And I have to do a load of coursework in maths.
*hides*
I'm not sure i like this whole year 11 thing. #

( 8:49 PM ) Robyn
*Oh God Pain Dies*

I STAPLED MY THUMB
owowowowowowOW
It reeeeaaaaaaaally hurt and i had to pull the staple out of my thumb!!!

everyone laughed at me #

( 2:28 PM ) Robyn
*prances and dances and leaps and twirls and prances sum'more*
I got an A* in English andandand two A*'s in science!

When i first got my sheet with results on, the first thing i saw was 'F'.
I realised seconds later that this was written under the heading 'gender'.

I think steh's blondeness is rubbing off on me............ o.0

When i actually realised what I'd got i became incabable of speaking coherantly for the next half hour. #

( 7:37 PM ) Robyn
Sorry i have been away for so long my loffs....
*narrows eyes* you did.....notice......didn't you?
that i was gone i mean.......
*frowns*
hmmmmm #

( 7:41 PM ) Robyn
I auditioned for the Tempest at school the other day and guess what!!
i got Ariel! *hops* #

( 7:45 PM ) Robyn
omg it's liek.....four days till my birthday.
*bounces*
o o o and i auditioned for my school production.
hee, so much excitment #

( 4:16 PM ) Robyn
*dies and is dead*
everything..................hurts
i did a two day dance workshop and i have never had such bad muscle ache,
and i have liek....broken my foot.
I was so exhausted after today that my muscles (and i mean all of them) where shaking when i left the hall.
dude, i am not going to be able to walk tommorrow.

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( 7:37 PM ) Robyn
Surprisingly enough, i am not as think as one first might have believed.
tis true, i got A's in most of my exams.
huh.............. #

( 1:01 PM ) Robyn
I went to see Troy yesterday, it made me cry.
my friends laughed.
they are all dead inside.
Although, an interesting discovery, with stubble, Eric Bana (the encredible hulk) is really fit.
Orlando Bloom was a little dissapointing and weedy, but with a bow and arrow he is still hot.
Go see it my loffs! #

( 7:39 PM ) Robyn
stupid stupid exams
we hates them we hates them forever!
my stupid german test went really badly and i got 10 out of 25 in maths,bear in mind that the highest mark was 14...and the lowest was 2.
So i actually did quite well. #

( 4:02 PM ) Robyn
omg omg omg omg omg
*hyperventilates*
i have so many exams next week. I shall die i swear. #

( 7:58 PM ) Robyn
I did the Willingham fun run today. I think people should be forced to do some kind of exam before they are allowed to use the word 'fun'. There was nothing fun about today's experience. It didn't help of course that someone i know came forth and then stood grinning mockingly as i crawled over the finish line.
But still, 57 minutes isn't a bad time, and at least i wasn't last.
For one scarey moment i thought i was, i turned my head only to find that i couldn't see anyone behind me.
I was later overtaken by a small girl who must have been 7.
I can't remember what self esteem is.
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( 9:17 PM ) Robyn
The most amusing cartoon ever. It tis called the end of the world.

*collapses*
so.....funny......... #

( 9:15 PM ) Robyn
I have found the most amusing fanfic in the world.
I laughed so much i actually fell down.
if you have any objections to members of the fellowship being gay, then i strongly advise that you don't go and look at it.
enjoy #

( 6:46 PM ) Robyn
*sings*
i'm reaaalllllllly bored.
*cartwheels*
*breaks ankle*
ow #

( 5:01 PM ) Robyn
You know when you do something really nasty to yourself? like you get out of the bath and smack your knee on the sink ~~every single time!!!~~ once, and later there is nothing there? I smacked my toe so hard i actually thought i was going to ~~die~~ ~~pass out~~ cry, and today there is nothing apart from the tinniest blue mark.
No one beleives the pain i went through.
arg #

( 12:17 PM ) Robyn
Well, a science lesson and i have finished. ~~Or not started~~. i have had the worst day. No really the worst day. In ~~hell~~ school i have had to do a very stupid and pointless maths challenge. The joy. Later i will go to a meeting about the girls toilets.
No, really. #

( 4:21 PM ) Robyn
some of the more observant amoung you will have noticed that the previous post was done twice.
ce ne pas moi faux! (omgfrench!wtf)
stupid blogger won't do what i told it to.
grrrr #

( 9:42 PM ) Robyn
i have got my belly button pierced!
hehe, it looks rather nifty, but hurt like hell
but then again i ~~am a total wuss~~ am very sensitive around my naval.
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( 9:01 PM ) Robyn
You really find out what your parents think of your maturity levels when they give you plastacine for christmas. No, really #

( 7:11 PM ) Robyn
yep, that's right. it will be chritmas
**sigh**
eejit #

( 7:08 PM ) Robyn
*sings*
tis the season to be jolly
falalalala lala la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
guess what!!
tommorow will be Christmas eve eve
the day after will be Christmas eve
and then it will be Chritmas

#

( 9:23 PM ) Robyn
So, some of my more faithful followers may have noticed that i have been absent for a short time. Dost thou want to see what i have been up to? omg i am sooooooo cleva!! go here #

( 1:10 PM ) Robyn
I'm in school and slowly losing the will to live. there is no escape

I'm so bored. There is actually nothing left to do.

*dies and is dead from sheer bordem*

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( 8:24 PM ) Robyn
Went to see 'love actually' today. At first i felt kinda warm and fuzzy, but looking back on it, parts of it make me want to cry. They are so sad! (sad as in tears sad)
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( 7:39 PM ) Robyn
hehehehe
I am having a halloween parteh
we shall be mean to all those who dare to knock on our door.
heh heh
stupid trick or treaters. #

( 10:07 AM ) Robyn
Shhhhhh, We are in ~~hell~~ school precious. Hehe. The stupid thing will not let me onto live journal though!! *cries*
Back to the dentist again and they put blue rubber bands in my mouth!!!
Blue!! They could at least have given me a tasteful colour!
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